Wednesday, 11 July 2012

For sale: secrets to my milkshake.

Every time I think about my bank balance I want to die a little bit. I've resorted to doing anything possible to get money from my family, like taking a laptop to get fixed (profit: £3.20), buying makeup (profit: £10), tidying my house head to toe including sorting the office which has been a mess for years, (profit: £10). I have the job at Homebase obviously, so that should get me to about -£500 by the end of the summer if I'm lucky. With my deposit if I get, say, £200 back I'll be at -£300. Hmm, not the best start to the uni year. Especially with rent being more etc etc.

I need a talent that I can market. I was tempted to attempt to sell my photos on etsy but literally no one will buy them and unless I sell them at stupid prices I'd make like no profit anyway. I seriously doubt anyone would want some crappy photos of red pandas or ice. Maybe I should just fake some soft pastel lens flare hipster shit, they seem to like that.

See, I can totally do that shit. Kaching.

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